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July 5th, 2009
09:12 pm - Funny letter meme
Gotta agree with mkejenkins, this is way too funny not to share...
Dear Roxanne,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting . I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me in your car and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner . I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard, and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go drown yourself,
Leah
Fill-in the following and post your own crazy Mad-Libs-ish letter! :D
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My best friend
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Drunk
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Ashamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your love letters to me
Yellow - Your toe ring
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Want your brother instead of you
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Tea – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Current Location: home
Current Music: the sound of fireworks that have to be used up before the amnesty
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June 28th, 2009
08:40 pm
Shoulda known..
Your results:
You are R2-D2
| R2-D2 |
| 58% |
| Yoda |
| 58% |
| C-3PO |
| 52% |
| Luke Skywalker |
| 52% |
| Obi-Wan Kenobi |
| 50% |
| Qui-Gon Jinn |
| 50% |
| Han Solo |
| 48% |
| Jabba the Hutt |
| 47% |
| Darth Maul |
| 47% |
| Princess Leia |
| 45% |
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What you lack in height
and communication skills,
you make up for in industriousness,
technical know-how and being there
when others need you most.
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(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
Click here to take the Star Wars Personality Quiz
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08:31 pm - Friendship Meme
I've posted this before but mkejenkins asked me to do it again....so here ya go girl!
1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!)
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?
Current Location: Home, homity, homity, home
Current Music: BBC America
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June 20th, 2009
08:34 pm - What Gemstone Are You?
| Your Gemstone is Topaz |  Comforting, considerate, and stable.
You are down to earth and grounded. |
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June 17th, 2009
10:28 pm - The Ask Me Meme
Borrowed from earlgreytea68
Online journals are little filters that we each see every one else's lives through, the parts others choose to share with us. That said, we all think we are close, but really we seldom know *a lot* about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.
Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you...
Current Location: home
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/okay.gif) blah
Current Music: Ghost Hunters
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May 29th, 2009
03:43 pm - The Knitting Together of the Broken: Ten II/Rose
OK, this is one of those head/desk moments. This was originally written on the prompt "knitting" from Hearts-in-Time, a Nine/Rose shippers community. That said, it sort of took parts of a piece I'm already working on and came out this way. Yes, I know it's Ten II. Yeah, I know you can't get farther apart, but I like the piece so here it is. Hearts-in-Time will get their due, kickin' ideas around as we speak, uh write, read, whatever.
This is part of my Opposite of Time verse, where Ten II has taken the name Sean. Yes I will post that story, just not today.
Title: The Knitting Together of the Broken
Author: Qtrhorserider
Pairings: Ten II/Rose, mention of Jackie, and Pete
Ratings: PG
Spoilers: If you've seen "Journey's End" you're cool
Disclaimers: Not mine, not even close, I just channel them.
Summary: It takes both the good and the bad to make a relationship strong
“Have you looked in the mirror? You look like a disgruntled, baby bird, especially with all the shrieking and hopping about."
( The Knitting Together of the Broken )
Current Location: Home, no buffaloes
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/working.gif) busy
Current Music: purring kittehs, purr
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May 17th, 2009
07:04 pm
I got laid off Friday. The thing is, I can't find it in myself to be angry or upset with them about it. Since I was working for a very small firm, we were all pretty close, so I know how hard it was for them to do it. It was a financial decision but I also have a feeling that they really wanted me to take time to study for the bar. Now I can do that while drawing unemployment. We'll be able to stay afloat, barely.
When this happened on Friday, I was devastated. These people are like family. My best friend is a lawyer there. The other two paralegals could quote lines from the same movies I do. They get my quirky in jokes and I get theirs. It's the only job where I could just be myself and still have my co-workers like me.
I worked for this guy when I was in law school and he came and recruited me. He hired me away from someone else. I know he was not happy about the decision, since he had the other partner give me the news. When I talked to him before I left, I told him he'd be the first one to get my resume as soon as I passed and he looked pleased. The other partner also implied that there might be a place for me after I'm sworn in.
I should be really upset right now, but I'm not. I almost feel a sense of freedom. I'm not going to look for a job. I'm going to take the time to study really, really hard this time and pass the sucker. Then maybe they'll let me come home.
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May 3rd, 2009
February 21st, 2009
06:07 pm - Interesting meme
I got this from Earlgreytea68. These are 5 things that she associates with me. I get to elaborate on them Comment on the meme and I'll send you five things about you and it's your turn to elaborate.
(1) Horses.
I'm told that "horse" was one of my first words. I've been horse crazy as far back as I remember. My granddad built me a little red barn to keep all of my toy horses in. I really wish that I still had that. I started riding in my last semester of law school. It was my present to myself. It's been way to long since I've been to the barn...
(2) Your icon with Ten on the horse.
When I was working in my friend Suzanne's law office, I had the Doctor, Rose and the horse on my desk. I got the horse, which is porcelain, from a shop I used to work in. He was in the display case and still somehow managed to get his ears chipped, which made him unsaleable. So for $5, he went home with me.
The Doctor and Rose are my anniversary present from Scarfman. One day, in one of those strange moments that hits us all, it just became obvious that the Doctor had to be on the horse. Then, the camera phone just had to come into play....Scarfman turned it into a icon for me.
(3) The Kate Kavalry (a name I made up right now)
What a cool name! You know when people start talking about mounting up and riding to the rescue, well, some things just must be done...
(4) Deadliest Catch
OK, I miss the crab guys. Kalleah wrote about them in her LJ and I was intrigued, so I watched them. I'm not sure what it is that draws me to this show. But some things...just for fun. It has also lead me down a dangerous road, It was while watching them that I stumbled onto the Most Dangerous Race, about the Iditerod. Was hooked on that one for the 6 or so episodes that it ran. Can't wait for the guys to come back, though.
(5) Doctor Who!
Saw Doctor Who for the first time in the '70's with Tom Baker. At that time the PBS station in Chicago, where I lived, was running them in the original 1/2 hour format in the late afternoon. It was rushing home from school to watch Dark Shadows. I had to be home by 5:30 to watch. Then I met my husband who is the biggest Doctor who Geek that I know and the rest is history...
Current Location: The easy chair of Rassilon
Current Music: John Stewart and the Daily Show
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February 7th, 2009
08:06 pm - Friend Meme
Copied from Kaleah
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My first name is biblical, as is my middle, but I have relatives on both sides of my family named Ruth so I have it as my middle name.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
A lot between Thanksgiving and Christmas, for reasons I can't discuss.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes, it's kinda unique and old fashioned. Don't know how that happened, but I guess I was kind of iconoclastic even as a six year old.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Deli ham.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Two.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I'd like to think so.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Like I'd ever do that.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yep.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Sure. It's right at the bottom of my bucket list. See question #7.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Good ol' Cheerios.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
That'd just take too long.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
The kind that finds its way into my bowl.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Demeanor.
15. RED OR PINK?
Depends.
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
That I rarely allow myself to be vulnerable.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My kids, their spouses and their children.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
I want people to do what they want.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Dark jeans, no shoes.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Last week's Smallville on TV.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Green metallic.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Oddly, the barn, and the horses that live in them.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My best friend, Roxanne.
25. HOW DO YOU KNOW THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
LJ.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Anything with a horse in it.
27. HAIR COLOR?
Gray.
28. EYE COLOR?
Bluish gray.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Tried.
30. FAVORITE FOODS?
Carbs.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy endings.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?.
Ink Heart
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Black
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Depends.
37. DESCRIBE YOUR PENCIL CUP....
Black wire mesh.
38. FAVORITE ARTIST(s)?
Paul Gadzikowski (Scarfman) ;).
39. WHAT BOOK(s) ARE YOU READING NOW?
Childe Morgan by Kathryn Kurtz
Darwin's Children
Practical Mystic (about Arthur Eddington) and any bar study materials.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD
I have a wireless.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Nip/Tuck, John Stewart and Steven Colbert, and Fringe and Leverage.
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S).
Horses hooves, the human voice as an instrument, and the sound of a bat connecting with a ball.
It's one of the most satisfying that I know.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
I once went to Canada for Chinese food.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I can sing and I like to believe that I can write.
46 WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Louisville, KY.
47. FAVORITE PIECE OF JEWELRY?
My wedding ring.
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
He and my ex were both in a Moebius theatre play and I was chairing the SF con that
it was going to be at.
Current Location: My favorite chair
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/sleepy.gif) sleepy
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December 9th, 2008
09:19 pm - What can I say
| Which creature of the night are you? Your Result: Cthulu Spawn You are really an alien thing, aren't you? I can't describe you because you are beyond. We say "left field" and you say "Krn Grth Thchrang." You are the wild card of the bunch, the unknown quantity | | Sorceror | | | Werewolf | | | Demon | | | Incubus/Succubus | | | Ghost | | | Vampire | | Which creature of the night are you?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz |
Darn it I think it's spot on...
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November 29th, 2008
02:26 pm - Rainbow
Your rainbow is intensely shaded white, yellow, and violet. What is says about you: You are a creative person. You appreciate quiet moments. People depend on you to make them feel secure. You're good at getting people to like you. Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.
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October 6th, 2008
06:41 am - Those mean little girls just never grow out of it
I just turned off CNN because the more I listen to Sarah Palin, the more she sounds like that annoying kid on the playground that makes up rumors and spreads them around just to be mean.
Maybe Obama should have known who this "known" terrorist was, but honestly, I'm older Obama, and I still don't know who the guy is. Quite frankly, if he was so known and guilty and dangerous, etc, why was he still running free and able to be on political committees? Why could he hold little coffees for political collegues and not have the FBI come after him. It's not like the guy was keeping a low profile.
Me thinks she doth protest too much.
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October 2nd, 2008
10:15 pm
You Are 22% Evil
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A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.
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Isn't it interesting that all of us are the most dangerous kind of evil?
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July 29th, 2008
07:32 am - Doctor Who Fic: Don't Worry, I've Got You 4/4
As promised. Thanks for reading!
Title: Don't Worry, I've Got You 4/4
Author: Qtrhorserider
Pairings: Ten.1/Rose, Jackie, Pete
Ratings: PG
Spoilers: last 3 episodes of Series 4
Disclaimers: Not mine, not even close, I just channel them.
Summary: The Doctor and Pete have a talk about Rose
“I won't say welcome to the family until it's official, and I truly think it's too soon. But I will say welcome to the menagerie."
( Wackiness Ensues Here )
Current Location: teeny, weeny living room of Rassilon
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/happy.gif) excited
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07:07 am - Doctor Who Fic: Don't Worry, I've Got You 3/4
Thanks to everyone who has been reading. I've not been very good about replying to comments, for which I apologize. Please know if you did, I really appreciated all of them. Studying for the bar has really cut into my internet and writing time.
I'm reposting part three and part four, then off to Lincoln to take my test. Wish me luck, I will need it.
Thanks for reading. Enjoy!
Title: Don't Worry, I've Got You ¾
Author: Qtrhorserider
Pairings: Ten.1/Rose, Jackie, Pete, Tony
Ratings: PG
Spoilers: last 3 episodes of Series 4
Disclaimers: Not mine, not even close, I just channel them.
Summary: The ride home
“"Save who the embarrassment, because I'll tell you this, mate, I've got no desire what so ever to see what separates your bum from your suit. That said, it's Rose who'll do your laundry. No way am I gettin' involved with those knickers."
( Wackiness Ensues Here )
Current Location: teeny, weeny living room of Rassillon
Current Mood: excited
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July 26th, 2008
07:13 pm - Silly Fun with Doctor Who
Got this from AmberFocus - Fill in the blanks - have fun!
Current Location: Is this a bar review question?
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/hungry.gif) hungry
Current Music: Monty Python
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July 23rd, 2008
08:00 pm - Doctor Who/Deadliest Catch cross over fic
For Kalleah, because she was afraid I really had written it.
Title: The Deadliest Match
Author: Qtrhorserider
Pairings: Ten/Donna and the Crew of the Northwestern
Ratings: PG
Spoilers: Nope
Disclaimers: Not mine, not even close, I just channel them.
Summary: The Doctor promised Donna an Alaskan Cruise
“This. Is not. An. Aurora. Borealis."
( Here there be..erm..crabs. )
Current Location: The comfy chair (oh noes!))
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/silly.gif) ditzy
Current Music: The ghost hunters are in Ireland...
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06:42 pm - Fic: Don't Worry, I've Got You 3/4
Title: Don't Worry, I've Got You 3/4
Author: Qtrhorserider
Pairings: The Tyler troop
Ratings: PG
Spoilers: through Series 4
Disclaimers: Not mine, not even close, I just channel them.
Summary: The copter ride home, with a slight delay
( ''If Donna had anything to do with it, I'll bet it's underwear.'' )
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July 15th, 2008
09:59 pm - Doctor Who Fic: Don't Worry, I've Got You Chapter 2
As before, it's spoilerific for the end of Series 4 folks!
Title: Don't Worry, I've Got You, Ch. 2
Author: Qtrhorserider
Pairings: The Tyler Troup
Ratings: PG
Spoilers: the last 3 episodes of Series 4, and some minor references to Series 2
Disclaimers: Not mine, not even close, I just channel them.
Summary: Jackie has a moment with her thoughts before taking the kids home
"Oh, and for a good time call Reinette. I couldn't believe that one."
( Sun, sand and surf, this way. )
Current Location: The rainstorm of Rassillon
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Pitter patter of not so tiny raindrops
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